People bitching about Halloween now…
Much like the waitress bitching about her fucking tip she didn’t get.
I officially lost faith in Halloween after this.”
I spent hours walking around, sweating in my costume, expecting Reese’s or Kit Kats like a normal person. I get home, dump the bag out, and it’s nothing but expired lollipops and mystery jawbreakers. I try to stay calm until I see two shiny gold wrappers. I think, finally, fancy chocolate. Nope. MAGNUMS. Someone actually handed out condoms for Halloween. I just stood there questioning every life choice that led me to this moment before flushing the whole bag straight down the toilet.
Much like the waitress bitching about her fucking tip she didn’t get.
I officially lost faith in Halloween after this.”
I spent hours walking around, sweating in my costume, expecting Reese’s or Kit Kats like a normal person. I get home, dump the bag out, and it’s nothing but expired lollipops and mystery jawbreakers. I try to stay calm until I see two shiny gold wrappers. I think, finally, fancy chocolate. Nope. MAGNUMS. Someone actually handed out condoms for Halloween. I just stood there questioning every life choice that led me to this moment before flushing the whole bag straight down the toilet.
4 months ago
